SubscribeTop Geek Cubcile Toys
Posted on Nov 19, 2007 under Blog |Maintain sanity inside the box with cubicle knickknacks.
Hella-cool magnetic robots. These things can be placed in almost any position.They are also stackable so you can buy a bunch and reenact the high school cheerleading championship or comprimising position of your choice.
Look for small items like a penny, needle, toothpick hiding within little peices of plastic. What could be more fun? It actually is kinda cool and will keep visitors to your desk busy for hours. Your boss will start playing with it and forget about those T.P.S. reports.
You may not be able to read it, but you can act like you can. Purchasing the Binary Clock will make you look like an instant genius. Use it as a clock or just a thing that changes lighting pattern every minute.
Also known as Dow Corning 3179 Dilatant Compound. This simple toy that’s quite addictive to play with. Beat it to a pulp, stretch and snap it or just throw it at the know-it-all.
Keep cubicle visitors distracted with the classic Rubik’s cube. That is if you can deal with the people that found the tips on the Internet on how to solve it quickly and want to show thier “skillz” off to other people as though they are puzzle solving gods.
Not only can be used to tease your dog or cat. Fly it over the cubicle of your enemy and plop it on their keyboard, head or in their coffie. It’s an HR issue waiting to happen, but it might be well worth it.
I personally hate these things but they are everywhere I look. Techies play with them all day while they are on the phone, hence it has made this list. If you enjoy making the same shapes over and over again, the Magic Ring is for you.
Probably the best on this list. Buying one of these gives you instant ultimate geek status. Battle noobz at your cubicle or show off to that new chick in accounting. You’re guaranteed to get a date.
Who doesn’t want an Initech mug and a red stapler? You get both of these and more with the Office Space Kit. Comes with motivational banner, T.P.S. report sheets and a Monday button. Seize the day!
The people at ThinkGeek have the best description of this thing. “Laugh maniacally while you zero in on your unsuspecting target. Rain down foam punishment upon him with a click of the mouse. Watch as, one by one, three spring-loaded missiles arc 5 to 8 feet gracefully to your quarry. Giggle girlishly at the realistic sound effects with every launch.”
Prevent invading StormTroopers from taking your red stapler. When an invader walks into your cubicle a warning of “System Armed” will sound. Then if the invader continues tresspassing an alarm sounds. Perfect for keeping noobz away from asking you dumb questions.
Point out the insolence of your co-workers with a click of the mouse. It will also sputter messages out randomly. Start your quest for world domination.
Optimus Mini Three Keyboard
Truly cool keyboard to handle 3 functions and display dynamic images on each button. This is true cubicle bling that people will constantly ask you about.
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